Step 1. Download “Return of the Mack” by Mark Morrison here.
Step 2. Put it on your iPod, computer, or whatever your foolish ass plays music with.
Step 3. Put it on repeat. Destroy whatever game you are playing.
I have myself tested this on Tetris DX, scoring 238,328 on the first try (80,000 higher than my previous high score). This may work on other things such as cooking, cross stitching, water polo, wakeboarding, etc. I haven’t yet tested it on anything else, but please report back if it helps with any other activities.
Here’s a round-up of some of the most interesting and odd videos that I’ve come across and others that have been posted to the forums.
Here some crazy Finnish band with a lead singer with enough McDonald’s colors to make your eyes bleed. They cover “Sweet Home Alabama”.
Everybody want a piece of my chicken. Southern fried chicken. Finger lickin’. That’s all that needs to be said.
Although not a real video, this is the song “Let Me Smell Yo Dick” by Riskay. This is a story of her confronting her cheating man-friend. By smelling his dick.
TECHNOVIKING DOES NOT DANCE TO THE MUSIC. THE MUSIC DANCES TO TECHNOVIKING.
Some insane church preaches about how Barack Obama is a LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY then goes on to talk about 54D’s. DOUBLE-D’S! And apparently his “African in-heat father” hooked up with his mother (who is white), so apparently he was BORN TRASH.
Some Swedish guy instructs you on how to perform the ULTIMATE SUICIDE. By taking pills, drinking some firewater, cutting his wrists, lighting himself on fire, shooting himself in the head, hanging himself, blowing himself up, then falling into freezing water which would cause him to drown and/or freeze to death.
Step 1. Download “Return of the Mack” by Mark Morrison here.
