Butter Toast Bread

Alright ya'll. I'm hungover as hell right now but I'm back with another Sin City Delight. You've probably never tried Butter Toast-Bread before and you should be ashamed. Punch yourself in the face. This shit is awesome and its worldwide cisine basically. Its probably not healthy whatsoever and most certainly not vegan friendly.

As a matter of fact I just looked at the nutrition facts on my can of butter... 1 tablespoon is 11% of my daliy fat value. And I probably used about 3. So there you go folks. Bam. I probably dont have to eat for the rest of the day. I looked all over my loaf of bread but they didnt put any health facts on it, so I'm going to assume that its covering the rest of my 67% daily fat. Cool.

Ok.

This recipe is the fuckin dogs bollocks. Get ready.




Take a loaf of bread. Pre-sliced or not, doesn't matter. A french baguette does add a certain level of complexity though. Keep that in mind when entertaining guests. Also, cut out little eye holes for kids to put on their faces. They're idiots, they love that shit.

Ovenize the bread slices in your toasting device. I've chosen a toaster for this project. Some may prefer fireplaces or hot bricks.

Yes sir. Pure unadulterated butter out of a plastic jar. Smother your ovenized breads in this. I used a pure unadulterated butter knife here, but using the butter cup as a dipping mechanism for your breads is an excellent idea and healthy too. (Refer to the health facts at the beginning)

The finished product.
I ran out of plates so I ended up using a bowl. I also did not take a picture of that because thats ridiculous.



However,
This is a picture of a bird.